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      Oct 2, 2007 Volume 94, Issue 799


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Gourmet Food"
      o Jewish Quote du Jour

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      "Gourmet Food"

      A Jewish American in London stopped at a
      gourmet shop:

      "I want a pound of your lox, please."

      "I'm sorry, sir, but here we call it 'smoked
      salmon.'"

      "OK, and I want a dozen of your blintzes."

      "I'm sorry, sir, but here we call them 'crepes.'"

      "And two pounds of your chopped liver."

      "Sir, here it is called 'pâté'"

      "OK then. a pound of your 'smoked salmon,'
      a dozen of your 'crepes,' and two pounds of
      your 'pâté,' and I want them delivered to the
      Regent Hotel Saturday morning."

      "Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't shlep chazzerai on
      Shabbos."**


      ** "Carry junk food on the sabbath" in Yiddish


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