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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! Jul 31, 2007 Volume 91, Issue 781 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content o Support Israel! o Jewish Quote du Jour
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      Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

      Jul 31, 2007 Volume 91, Issue 781


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Support Israel!"
      o Jewish Quote du Jour

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      "Support Israel!"

      A man arrives at Ben-Gurion Airport with two
      large bags.

      The customs agent opens the first bag and finds
      it full with money so he asks the passenger,
      "How did you get this money?"

      The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled
      all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each
      time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and
      said, "Donate money to Israel or I will cut-off your
      testicles."

      The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
      "Well...it's a very interesting story... what do you
      have in the other bag?"

      The man says, "You would not believe how many
      people in Europe do not support Israel!"


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      -- Vilna Goan, Commentary to Mishlei 4:13

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