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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! Jul 3, 2007 Volume 91, Issue 773 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content o Only in New York o Jewish Quote du Jour
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      Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

      Jul 3, 2007 Volume 91, Issue 773

      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Only in New York"
      o Jewish Quote du Jour


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      "Only in New York
      or About Prejudices"

      A New York judge is ready to go through the day's business
      and he is very rushed. The first case up involves an elderly
      Jewish gentleman with a long beard, payos, the works.

      The judge, without asking a question, says to the clerk:
      "Quick...get me a translator."

      Translator shows up and the judge says: "Ask him what
      his name is, how old is he and where does he come

      The translator says: "Die judge vilt vissen, vos is dein
      namen, vie alt bist du, and fun vie kumst du?"

      The old man smiles, looks at the judge and says in perfect
      English with a British accent: "Your Honour. My name is Sir
      Chaim Ginsbug. I shall be 82 next Thursday and I've come
      from England where I hold the chair of Hebrew Philosophy
      at Oxford University."

      The translator turns to the judge and says: "Ehr zukt, ehr
      is Sir Chaim Ginsburg, ehr is tzwei und achtzig yur alt,
      und ehr is, mit sach Yiddish philisoph, areingekummen
      fun Oxford."


      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "There are only two ways to live your life. One
      is as though nothing is a miracle. The other
      is as though everything is a miracle."
      -- Albert Einstein


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