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JJdJ May 1, 07: New IRS Auditor

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      May 1, 2007 Volume 89, Issue 755


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "New IRS Auditor"
      o Links du Jour
      o Jewish Quote du Jour

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      "New IRS Auditor"

      New IRS auditor, eager to make a name for himself,
      decided to review the tax returns of the local synagogue.
      He proceeded to interrogate the Rabbi, asking him
      what the Synagogue did with the wax drippings from
      the Shabbat, Havdallah and Chanukah candles.

      The Rabbi, pleased to show the auditor that nothing
      went to waste, responded that the used wax is
      collected and sent to a candle factory and they send
      the Temple new candles.

      "What about the crumbs from the matzah you eat at
      Passover?" asked the IRS auditor.

      "Simple," the Rabbi responded. "We collect all the
      crumbs, send them to the matzah bakery and they
      send us matzah meal."

      "All right," said the auditor, refusing to give up. "I know
      that you're a moyel as well as a Rabbi. What do you
      do with the leftovers from the circumcisions?"

      "Easy, said the Rabbi. We send them to Washington,
      DC and they send us little pr*cks like you."

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to
      reality, they are not certain; and as far as
      they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
      -- Albert Einstein

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