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Jun 29, 00: Spare Parts

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jun 22, 2000 Volume 9, Issue 72


      Why do seagulls fly over sea?
      Because if they flew over the bay, they would
      be called 'bagels'.

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      "Spare Parts"

      A UFO land in the parking lot of a local deli.
      Two little green men get out and approach
      the display window and, much to the surprise
      of the patrons, get very excited and alternately
      point to the window and their spacecraft.

      They rush into the deli and announce "We'd
      like to buy a replacement wheel for our ship."

      "What 'replacement wheel'? We sell food
      here, not parts!" replied the manager.

      "No, no, we want the wheel we saw in the
      window!"

      "So show me this wheel, already."

      The aliens point to one of the displays and the
      manager says, "That's not a wheel, it's a bagel!
      Here, try one."

      The little green men take a tentative bite, and
      one exclaims, "Hey. These would go great
      with LOX! (**)"

      * LOX: Liquid oxygen. Used with fuel in some rockets.
      * Lox - Smoked salmon.


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