JJdJ Sep 5, 06: The World First Profession
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o "The World First Profession"
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"The World First Profession"
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer
were debating who was the world's first
The Doctor said, "It must have been a doctor.
Who else could have helped with the world's
first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to
create Eve, the first woman?
"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a
rabbi, since the L-rd needed someone to
help preach his message to Adam and
"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was
created in 6 days from nothing. Do you
know what a master engineering feat that
must have been to create the whole world
into an organized civilized place from utter
"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked
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