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      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "The World First Profession"
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      "The World First Profession"

      A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer
      were debating who was the world's first
      professional.

      The Doctor said, "It must have been a doctor.
      Who else could have helped with the world's
      first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to
      create Eve, the first woman?

      "No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a
      rabbi, since the L-rd needed someone to
      help preach his message to Adam and
      the world.

      "Wait," said the engineer. "The world was
      created in 6 days from nothing. Do you
      know what a master engineering feat that
      must have been to create the whole world
      into an organized civilized place from utter
      chaos?"

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