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Jun 6, 00: Interior Design Plans

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Mrs. Moskowitz's Interior Design Plans"

      Mrs. Moskowitz was trying to describe to the
      interior decorator exactly how she wanted her
      house done.

      She said, "I leave the art and design entirely to
      you. I ask only that whatever you do, it be
      spectacular. I want it done in such a way that
      when my dear best friend, Mrs. Finkelstein,
      should come in for the first time, she should
      instantly have a stroke with jealousy and drop
      dead."


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