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[jjdj] Nov 2, 99: Three Men in the Dessert

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Three Men in the Dessert"

      Three men were walking through the desert. The
      first man, a Frenchman, exclaimed, "I'm so hot,
      I'm so thirsty, I must have wine!"

      The second man, an Italian, shouted, "I am so very
      hot, I am very thirsty, I must have wine!"

      The third man, A Jew, cried out, "I am so hot, I am
      so thirsty, I must have... Diabetes!"
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