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JJdJ May 2, 06: Headache

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      May 2, 2006 Volume 77, Issue 651


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Headache"
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      "Headache"

      A Jewish woman goes to see the rabbi;
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      She whines, cries, and talks about her
      poor living conditions for hours. All of a
      sudden, she shouts, overjoyed:

      "Rabbi, your holy presence has cured
      me! My headache is gone!"

      To which the rabbi replies: "No madam,
      It is not gone. I have it now."


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