JJdJ Apr 4, 06: Who Wants to be a Kosher Millionaire
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o "Who Wants to be a Kosher Millionaire"
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"Who Wants to be a Kosher Millionaire"
You have been selected to play "So You
Wouldn't Mind Being a Kosher Millionaire -
You Should Only Live So Long." You have
three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion
Q. What is the name of the Russian Space
Station that crashed and burned on reentry?
A. Oy Veys Mir
Q. How does a Jewish woman call her family
A. "All right, everybody get in the car."
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made
for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.
Q. What is the title of the new horror film
for Jewish women?
A. Debbilah Does Windows
Q. What is the technical term for a Jewish
woman who catches her husband in the
act with his secretary?
A. "The Plaintiff."
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse
A. "Nyah Nyah, Your Mother pays retail."
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the
fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.
Q. What do Jewish women do to keep their
hands soft and nails long and beautiful?
Q. Define "Genius."
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother
Q. When should a Moyel retire?
A. When he can't cut it anymore.
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what
would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.
Q What is the difference between a Jewish
Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. The accent.
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