May 16, 00: When Does Life Begin?
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May 16, 2000 Volume 8, Issue 16
Hmmm... I guess I still have a few things left to
look forward to.... Like the beginning of my life?
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"When Does Life Begin?"
A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Minister and a
Rabbi are discussing the question of: "When
does life begin."
"Without any doubt" says the Priest, "Life begins
at the moment of conception, when the sperm
meets the egg."
"No, no!" says the Protestant Minister. "Life
begins at the moment of birth, when the baby
"No way," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when
the last kid is out of college, and the dog dies."
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