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May 16, 00: When Does Life Begin?

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      May 16, 2000 Volume 8, Issue 16


      Hmmm... I guess I still have a few things left to
      look forward to.... Like the beginning of my life?

      LadyHawke
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      "When Does Life Begin?"

      A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Minister and a
      Rabbi are discussing the question of: "When
      does life begin."

      "Without any doubt" says the Priest, "Life begins
      at the moment of conception, when the sperm
      meets the egg."

      "No, no!" says the Protestant Minister. "Life
      begins at the moment of birth, when the baby
      emerges."

      "No way," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when
      the last kid is out of college, and the dog dies."
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