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JJdJ Dec 20, 05: Pregnant

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      Dec 20, 2005 Volume 72, Issue 613


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      "Pregnant"

      A lovely young Jewish girl was employed
      by a clothing firm in New York.

      One day she returned from work, eyes red
      from crying. As soon as she entered the
      apartment she called, "MAMA, I'm pregnant!
      Don't get excited. The father is my boss."

      She began to sob uncontrollably while her
      mother tried to console her. The next morning,
      the mother charged into the office of the boss.
      "YOU," she shouted, "What's its going to be?"

      The elegantly attired man, handsome and
      unmarried and in his mid thirties, held up his
      hand: "Please take a seat, Mrs. Horowitz. I'm
      making all the arrangements. Your daughter
      Sherry will have the best doctor money can
      buy before the baby is born. She'll be in the
      best hospital. And afterward, I am arranging
      for a trust fund for her and the baby where
      she will receive a check for twenty five hundred
      dollars a week for life."

      The mother was taken aback and thought for
      a moment. "Tell me," she said, "Heaven
      forbid, Sherry should have a miscarriage,
      will you give her another chance?"


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