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      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Coming Flood"
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      "Coming Flood"

      A new flood is foretold and nothing can be
      done to prevent it; in six days the waters will
      wipe out the world.

      The leader of Buddhism appears on TV and
      pleads with everyone to become a Buddhist;
      that way, they will at least find salvation in
      heaven. He said, "Contemplate and you will
      reach nirvana."

      The Pope goes on TV with a similar message:
      "It is still not too late to accept Jesus," he says.
      "Pray and meditate on G~d's word."

      The Chief Rabbi of Israel takes a slightly
      different approach: "We have six days to
      learn how to live under water."

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