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      Sep 1, 2005 Volume 69, Issue 582

      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "The Jews Keep Rome"
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      "The Jews Keep Rome"

      About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that
      all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there
      was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So
      the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious
      debate with a member of the Jewish community. If
      the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won,
      the Jews would leave.

      The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they
      picked a middle aged man named Moishe to represent
      them. Moishe asked for one addition to the debate. To
      make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed
      to talk. The Pope agreed.

      The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope
      sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope
      raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked
      back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his
      fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the
      ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass
      of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and
      said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."

      An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope
      asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I
      held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded
      by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still
      one G~d common to both our religions. Then I waved my
      finger around me to show him that G~d was all around us.
      He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that
      G~d was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and
      wafer to show that G~d absolves us from our sins. He pulled
      out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer
      for everything. What could I do?"

      Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around
      Moishe. "What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Moishe,
      "First he said to me that the Jews had three days to get out
      of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he
      told me that this whole city would be cleared of Jews. I let
      him know that we were staying right here."

      "Yes, yes,.. and then???" asked the crowd.

      "I don't know," said Moishe,
      "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine."


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