JJdJ Aug 30, 05: In My Congregation
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Aug 30, 2005 Volume 68, Issue 581
Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content
o "In My Congregation"
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"In My Congregation"
A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the
serenity of a country dipping pond.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their
clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed,
the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
As they were crossing an open area, a group of very
old ladies from town approached them. Unable to
get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.
After the ladies left and the men got their clothes
back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi
why he covered his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied...
"I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my FACE that they would recognize."
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