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JJdJ Aug 30, 05: In My Congregation

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      Aug 30, 2005 Volume 68, Issue 581


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "In My Congregation"
      o Links du Jour

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      "In My Congregation"

      A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the
      serenity of a country dipping pond.

      Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their
      clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed,
      the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
      their "freedom."

      As they were crossing an open area, a group of very
      old ladies from town approached them. Unable to
      get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
      covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
      while they ran for cover.

      After the ladies left and the men got their clothes
      back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi
      why he covered his face rather than his privates.

      The rabbi replied...

      "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
      it's my FACE that they would recognize."

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