JJdJ Jul 14, 05: Eating Chinese Food
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Jul 14, 2005 Volume 67, Issue 566
Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content
o "Eating Chinese Food"
o Links du Jour
If Jewish culture is 5000+ years old and
Chinese culture is 3000+ years old,
what did the Jews eat for 2000 years?
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"Eating Chinese Food"
A rabbi was walking home from the Temple and
saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned
man who could usually beat the rabbi in an argument.
The rabbi started walking faster so that he could
catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see
his friend go into a Chinese restaurant (not a kosher
Standing at the door, he observed his friend talking to
a waiter and gesturing at a menu. A short time later,
the waiter reappeared carrying a platter full of spare ribs,
shrimp in lobster sauce, crab rangoon, and other treif
(non-kosher food) that the rabbi could not bear to think
As his friend picked up the chopsticks and began to
eat this food, the rabbi burst into the restaurant and
reproached his friend, for he could take it no longer.
"Morris, what is this you are doing? I saw you come
into this restaurant, order this filth and now you are
eating it in violation of everything we are taught about
the dietary laws, and with an apparent enjoyment that
does not befit your pious reputation!"
Morris replied, "Rabbi, did you see me enter this
restaurant?" The rabbi nods yes.
"Did you see me order this meal?" Again he
"Did you see the waiter bring me this food?"
Again he nods yes.
"And did you see me eat it?"
Rabbi nods yes.
"Then, rabbi, I don't see the problem here. The
entire thing was done under rabbinical supervision!"
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