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      Jul 14, 2005 Volume 67, Issue 566

      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o "Eating Chinese Food"
      o Links du Jour


      If Jewish culture is 5000+ years old and
      Chinese culture is 3000+ years old,
      what did the Jews eat for 2000 years?

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      "Eating Chinese Food"

      A rabbi was walking home from the Temple and
      saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned
      man who could usually beat the rabbi in an argument.

      The rabbi started walking faster so that he could
      catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see
      his friend go into a Chinese restaurant (not a kosher

      Standing at the door, he observed his friend talking to
      a waiter and gesturing at a menu. A short time later,
      the waiter reappeared carrying a platter full of spare ribs,
      shrimp in lobster sauce, crab rangoon, and other treif
      (non-kosher food) that the rabbi could not bear to think

      As his friend picked up the chopsticks and began to
      eat this food, the rabbi burst into the restaurant and
      reproached his friend, for he could take it no longer.

      "Morris, what is this you are doing? I saw you come
      into this restaurant, order this filth and now you are
      eating it in violation of everything we are taught about
      the dietary laws, and with an apparent enjoyment that
      does not befit your pious reputation!"

      Morris replied, "Rabbi, did you see me enter this
      restaurant?" The rabbi nods yes.

      "Did you see me order this meal?" Again he
      nods yes.

      "Did you see the waiter bring me this food?"
      Again he nods yes.

      "And did you see me eat it?"

      Rabbi nods yes.

      "Then, rabbi, I don't see the problem here. The
      entire thing was done under rabbinical supervision!"


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