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JJdJ Apr 5, 05: Jewish Mothers

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      Apr 5, 2005 Volume 64, Issue 539


      Yeah, I'm a Jewish Mother... and darn proud of it.

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      "Jewish Mothers"

      What if these people had Jewish mothers????

      MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "This you call
      a smile, after all the money your father and I
      spent on braces?"

      CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
      "I don't care what you've discovered, you still
      should have written."

      MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Why can't
      you paint on walls like other children? Do you know
      how hard it is to get that schmutz off of the ceiling?"

      NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "All right, if your're
      not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take
      your hand out of there and show me!"

      ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again
      with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap
      like the other kids?"

      GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
      "Next time I catch you throwing money across the
      Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

      THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course
      I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
      Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

      PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care
      where you think you have to go, young man,
      midnight is long past your bed-time!"

      ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But it's
      your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done
      something with your hair?"

      MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "That's a good story!
      Now tell me where you've really been for the last
      forty years!"

      BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "At least,
      Monica was a nice Jewish girl!!!"

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