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JJdJ Mar 31, 05: Winning Toast

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Winning Toast"

      Morris Cohen hoisted his schnapps and said,
      "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between
      the legs of my wife!"

      That won him the top prize at the club for the
      best toast of the night!

      He went home and told his wife, Barbara, "I won
      the prize for the best toast of the night."

      She said, "That's nice. . . And what was your toast?"

      Morris said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life,
      sitting in shul beside my wife."

      "Oh Morris, that is very nice indeed!" Barbara said.

      The next day, Barbara ran into one of Morris's club
      buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
      leeringly and said, "Morris won the prize the other
      night at the club with a toast about you, Barbara."

      She said, "Sure, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
      myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
      last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
      time, on Yom Kippur, I had to pull him by the ears
      to make him come."

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