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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Feb 10, 2005 Volume 62, Issue 524


      Is there a such a thing as a Redneck Jew?

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      "Choice"

      One day, Chaim was walking down the street
      when who did he see driving a brand new
      Chevrolet? Moishe. Moishe pulled up to him
      with a wide smile.

      "Moishe, where did you get that car?" Chaim asked.

      "Rochel gave it to me."

      "She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you,
      but this?"

      "Well, let me tell you what happened. We were
      driving out on county road 6, in the middle of
      nowhere. Rochel pulled off the road into the woods.
      She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her
      clothes and said, 'Moishe, take whatever you want.'
      So I took the car."

      "Moishe, you're a smart man, them clothes never
      would have fit you."

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