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Apr 4, 00: Green Eggs and No Ham, Kosher Style

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      April 4, 2000 Volume 6, Issue 49


      I think green is an inedible color. Can you
      think of eating green bread? Oy...

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      As transcribed from the radio:

      "Green Eggs and No Ham, Kosher Style"

      Sam will you never see,
      They're not kosher, so let me be.
      I will not eat green eggs and ham
      I will not eat them, Sam I am.

      But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit
      or try them with some brisket.
      I'll eat green eggs in a box,
      if you serve them with some lox.

      And those green eggs are worth a try,
      scrambled up in some matzo brei.
      And in a boat upon the river,
      I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver.

      So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
      troubled by green eggs and ham,
      let your friends in on the scoop,
      green eggs taste best with chicken soup.


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