Apr 4, 00: Green Eggs and No Ham, Kosher Style
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April 4, 2000 Volume 6, Issue 49
I think green is an inedible color. Can you
think of eating green bread? Oy...
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As transcribed from the radio:
"Green Eggs and No Ham, Kosher Style"
Sam will you never see,
They're not kosher, so let me be.
I will not eat green eggs and ham
I will not eat them, Sam I am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit
or try them with some brisket.
I'll eat green eggs in a box,
if you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try,
scrambled up in some matzo brei.
And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver.
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
troubled by green eggs and ham,
let your friends in on the scoop,
green eggs taste best with chicken soup.
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