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JJdJ Dec 2, 04: At The Hospital

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Dec 2, 2004 Volume 60, Issue 504


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      "At The Hospital"

      Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after
      a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife,
      Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes
      fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

      Flattered, Sarah continued her vigil while he drifted
      back to sleep.

      Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."

      "What happened to 'beautiful'?" Sarah asked.

      "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.



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