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JJdJ Nov 2, 04: You Had To Be There

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "You Had To Be There"

      Morris gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

      A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking,
      hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and
      immediately falls asleep.

      Morris starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to
      wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom.
      He knows he can't climb over him, and so Morris is
      sitting there, looking at the huge guy, trying to decide
      what to do.

      Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an
      uncontrollable wave a nausea passes through the
      Morris. He can't hold it in any longer and pukes all
      over the big man's chest.

      About five minutes later the big gorilla wakes up, looks
      down, and sees the vomit all over him.

      "So," says Morris, . . . "are you feeling better now?"


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