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      "Morris in Church"

      A synagogue had just opened for business while at the
      same time a Catholic church opened across the street.
      After some time the Rabbi noticed that a convent had
      been added to the church. Some time later a school was
      built, then a gymnasium.

      Concerned the Rabbi called together his staff and expressed
      his concern, "We've been here the same amount of time as
      our neighbors and look, they've grown while we still have our
      same small temple - what are we doing wrong?"

      And so it was decided, they'd send Morris to attend a service
      on Sunday and check out what was going on over there.
      Sunday comes and all the men from the congregation are
      peeking thru the windows as Morris enters the church. Not
      15 minutes later and Morris comes flying across the street,
      yelling and waving his arms.

      "So what happened?" says the Rabbi "Oy, you wouldn't believe it."
      says Morris "I go into the church, I sit down, then from the left a
      guy in a dress comes out unto the stage and he's chanting, "I can
      play dominoes better than you can - I can play dominoes better
      than you can," then from the right of the stage some young boys
      swinging incense followed by another guy in a dress starts
      chanting "I bet you don't - I bet you don't" then back and forth
      they go "I can play dominoes better than you can - I bet you don't",
      then from outta' the back four men in black suits come down the
      aisles and pick up the bets !!!"


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