JJdJ Oct 28, 04: Morris in Church
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Oct 28, 2004 Volume 58, Issue 494
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"Morris in Church"
A synagogue had just opened for business while at the
same time a Catholic church opened across the street.
After some time the Rabbi noticed that a convent had
been added to the church. Some time later a school was
built, then a gymnasium.
Concerned the Rabbi called together his staff and expressed
his concern, "We've been here the same amount of time as
our neighbors and look, they've grown while we still have our
same small temple - what are we doing wrong?"
And so it was decided, they'd send Morris to attend a service
on Sunday and check out what was going on over there.
Sunday comes and all the men from the congregation are
peeking thru the windows as Morris enters the church. Not
15 minutes later and Morris comes flying across the street,
yelling and waving his arms.
"So what happened?" says the Rabbi "Oy, you wouldn't believe it."
says Morris "I go into the church, I sit down, then from the left a
guy in a dress comes out unto the stage and he's chanting, "I can
play dominoes better than you can - I can play dominoes better
than you can," then from the right of the stage some young boys
swinging incense followed by another guy in a dress starts
chanting "I bet you don't - I bet you don't" then back and forth
they go "I can play dominoes better than you can - I bet you don't",
then from outta' the back four men in black suits come down the
aisles and pick up the bets !!!"
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