JJdJ Aug 31, 04: A very Jewish zodiac
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HelpDesigned by great psychic, Leah Gabrielle, this zodiac
fits the needs of those who are concerned with the more
down-to-earth elements of life...
Nissan - The Matzah. If you were born in Nissan, you may
be thought of as boring and hard, but one need only look
as far as the chicken soup to see the wide variety of
possibilities you have in life.
Iyar - The Steak. If you were born in Iyar, you are an
independent person (or nation), and you have all the
strength and juices one needs to survive in this world.
Sivan - The Cheesecake. If you were born in Sivan, you
are sweet and caring. You are soft and vulnerable and
a bit crumbly at times.
Tammuz - The Icepop. If you were born in Tammuz, you
were born to cool off. But if you don't stay cool, you may find
yourself a very messy puddle on the floor.
Av - The Fish. If you were born in Av, you were born to eat
fish and think about steak. You feel the need to work harder
to show that you are valued as yourself and not just because
there is no other option.
Elul - The Krembo. If you were born in Elul, the summer
months are very hard on you. You have a tendency towards
a round figure, and you favor flavorless cookies. You do,
however, have an excellent creamy interior.
Tishrei - The Apple dipped in Honey. If you were born in
Tishrei, people may think you're a drip, but they know that
you're the sweetest thing since sliced challah (with honey).
Heshvan - The Cranberry. If you were born in Heshvan, you
have a biting sense of humor, and a sharp wit. You do,
however, need to be boiled with a lot of sugar to be palatable.
Kislev - The Jelly Donut. If you were born in Kislev, you are full
of light, and even your exterior looks delectable. You may have
oily skin though.
Tevet - The Latke. If you were born in Tevet, you know that
good things cannot be put away immediately. You have the
desire for better things. You are desired by all and considered
quite the hottie.
Shvat - The Almond. If you were born in Shvat, you should
remember that others may find you addictive and even
mesmerizing, but it's better if they take you in small doses.
Adar - The Hamentashen. If you were born in Adar, you are
very much influenced by your parents. If they are skilled, you
will be crisp and sweet on the outside, filled with an even
sweeter softness inside. If not, you may find yourself addicted
to Heroin because of all the poppy seeds.
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