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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Aug 3, 2004 Volume 56, Issue 471


      A mother is always right, isn't she?

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      "Conversation"

      A man answers the phone and has the following
      conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.
      Deborah has been quite difficult... Yes, I know I
      ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you
      know how she is.

      Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you
      told me that she was a vile creature who would make
      my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her.

      You were perfectly right.

      You want to speak with her? All right."

      He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in
      the next room: "Deborah, your mother wants to talk to you!"
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