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      "What's for Dinner?"

      Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the
      movies to cool off.

      Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see
      what the situation was and maybe even apologize.

      "Hello, darling," he said, "what are you making for dinner?"

      "What am I making for dinner? After all the horrible things
      you said to me earlier, you want to know what I am making
      for dinner?? Poison, that's what I'm making, poison."

      Bernie replies, "Okay then, just make one portion,
      I'm not coming home."


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