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JJdJ Mar 2, 04: The Earthquake

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Mar 2, 2004 Volume 51, Issue 423


      Sometimes it takes an act of Nature...

      LadyHawke
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      "The Earthquake"

      Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii
      when a violent earthquake occurred at 3 AM. As
      soon as morning came, the man went down to
      the hotel lobby to read the newspaper about what
      had happened. As he was reading the newspaper,
      a local gentlemen step up and ask him if he had
      felt the earthquake during the night.

      "I sure did. My wife and I are here on vacation from
      the mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes, but
      I have never felt a quake like that one, it was terrible.
      I thought the building was going to come down on us."

      The guy asks, "What were you doing during the
      earthquake?"

      "Gee, I was having the best sexual performance of my
      life as that earthquake was happening."

      "Is that right? And what did your wife think about it?"

      Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!"


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