JJdJ Feb 17, 04: The Jewish Atheist
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Feb 17, 2004 Volume 50, Issue 419
Be careful what you teach your children...
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"The Jewish Atheist"
On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated
Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent his son
to Trinity School because, despite its denominational
roots, it's a great school and completely secular.
After a month, the boy comes home and says casually,
"By the way Dad, do you know what 'Trinity' means? It
means the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost."
The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his
son by the shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going
to tell you something now and I want you never to forget
it. There is only ONE G~d. And we don't believe in Him!"
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