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JJdJ Feb 17, 04: The Jewish Atheist

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Feb 17, 2004 Volume 50, Issue 419


      Be careful what you teach your children...

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      "The Jewish Atheist"

      On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated
      Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent his son
      to Trinity School because, despite its denominational
      roots, it's a great school and completely secular.

      After a month, the boy comes home and says casually,
      "By the way Dad, do you know what 'Trinity' means? It
      means the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost."

      The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his
      son by the shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going
      to tell you something now and I want you never to forget
      it. There is only ONE G~d. And we don't believe in Him!"

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