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[jjdj] Feb 29, 00: How's your daughter?

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "How's Your Daughter?"

      Two Jewish ladies are talking about their children.

      Golda asks Sheina how her daughter is.

      Sheina says "Well, not so good. My daughter just
      divorced her husband. He was a doctor."

      Golda answers "Oh, I am sorry to hear that."

      Sheina says "Yes, it is sad. Her first husband,
      whom she divorced 3 years ago, was a dentist.
      But she is OK now, she is dating an accountant."

      To this, Golda exclaims, "A dentist, A doctor and
      an Accountant. Oy Vey! All this naches (good
      fortune) from just one daughter!"
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