[jjdj] Feb 29, 00: How's your daughter?
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February 29, 2000 Volume 5, Issue 39
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"How's Your Daughter?"
Two Jewish ladies are talking about their children.
Golda asks Sheina how her daughter is.
Sheina says "Well, not so good. My daughter just
divorced her husband. He was a doctor."
Golda answers "Oh, I am sorry to hear that."
Sheina says "Yes, it is sad. Her first husband,
whom she divorced 3 years ago, was a dentist.
But she is OK now, she is dating an accountant."
To this, Golda exclaims, "A dentist, A doctor and
an Accountant. Oy Vey! All this naches (good
fortune) from just one daughter!"
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