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JJdJ Dec 2, 03: Name The Baby

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Name The Baby"

      Moishe goes to see his Rabbi and says, "I need
      your advice. My wife just gave birth to a girl."

      "Mazel Tov."

      "Thank you. Can we name the baby after a relative?"

      "According to Jewish custom, you can name a baby
      after a departed father, mother, brother...."

      "But they are all still alive," says Moishe.

      "Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that," said the Rabbi.


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