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A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing
Home to perform a wedding. An anxious old
man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down
to counsel the old man and asked several
"Do you love her?"
The old man replied, "I guess."
"Is she a good Jewish woman?"
"I don't know for sure," the old man answered.
"Does she have lots of money?" asked the rabbi.
"I doubt it."
"Then why are you marrying her?" the rabbi asked.
"Well, she can drive at night," the old man said.
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