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JJdJ May 6, 03: About Those Bagels

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      May 6, 2003 Volume 43, Issue 359


      Rather a political comment than a joke...

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      "About Those Bagels"

      A German man comes to London and stays
      with Maurice Cohen and his family.

      The first morning they all have breakfast together
      and have bagels. The German man exclaims,
      "Wow, we don't have bagels like this in Germany."

      To which Maurice stands up and yells, "And whose
      fault is that?"
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