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JJdJ Apr 1, 03: Seven Glad Hearts In A Day

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      "Seven Glad Hearts In A Day"

      An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends
      and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened
      seven hearts today."

      "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did
      you do that?"

      The rabbi strokes his beard and replies,
      "I performed three marriages."

      The friend looks at him quizzically. "Seven?"
      he asks. "I could understand six, but..."

      "What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do
      this for free?"

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