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[jjdj] Feb 1, 00: Smart Dog in Training

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 31, 2000
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      "Smart Dog in Training"

      Morris gets a new dog and can't wait to show him off
      to his neighbor. So when the neighbor comes over,
      the guy calls the dog into the house, bragging about
      how smart he is. The dog quickly comes running and
      stands looking up at his master, tail wagging furiously,
      mouth open, tongue hanging out, eyes bright with

      Morris points to the newspaper on the couch and
      commands, "FETCH!"

      Immediately, the dog climbs onto the couch and sits
      down. His tail wagging stops and the doggie-smile
      disappears. Looking balefully up at his master, he
      says in a whiny voice.....

      ...."You think this is easy wagging my tail all the time?
      Oy! It hurts from so much wagging! And you think
      that designer dog food you're feeding me is good?
      You try it. It's dreck! Too salty! And what do you care?
      You just push me out the door to take a squirt twice
      a day. I can't even remember the last time you took
      me out for a good walk."

      The neighbor is amazed. "What the hell is that?
      Your dog is sitting there talking!!"

      "Oh, I know", explains the dog owner, "He's young,
      and I'm still training him. He thought I said KVETCH!

      ** Dictionary **

      Dreck - garbage
      To kvetch - to complain
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