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JJdJ Mar 4, 03: Jewish Accent

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Jewish Accent"

      A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator
      and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-
      Yiddish accent, for number 266418.

      A short time later, someone knocks, and when he
      opens the door he sees two beautiful and sexy girls
      who asked him:

      "Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?"

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