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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      January 27, 2000 Volume 4, Issue 30


      There are cats, and there are, well.... cats.

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      "About Cats"

      Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida,
      attempting to strike up a conversation with
      the attractive gentleman reading on the
      blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said,
      "Do you like movies?"

      "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned
      to his book.

      Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"

      The man again looked up from his book.
      "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning
      to his reading.

      Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like
      pussycats?"

      With that, the man dropped his book and
      pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd
      never been ravaged before.

      As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie
      dragged herself to a sitting position and
      panted, "How did you know what I wanted?"

      The man thought for a moment and replied,
      "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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