JJdJ Oct 15, 02: Get a Get
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"Get a Get"
The judge had come to what he though was
the end of a settlement conference regarding
a young orthodox Jewish couple who were
getting a divorce.
When all appeared to be settled he asked, "Is
there anything else?"
The wife replied, "Yes! I need a get."
"What?" said the Judge.
At that point the husband's attorney explained
that a "get" was a Jewish divorce and that his
client had no objection of including that in the
Judgment Of Divorce. The soon to be ex-wife,
realizing the Judge's lack of knowledge regarding
the Jewish religion asked, "Judge, do you know
the difference between a "get" and a bris?"
"No" said the Judge. "What is the difference?"
"With a get" she explained, "You get rid of the
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