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JJdJ Oct 15, 02: Get a Get

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Get a Get"

      The judge had come to what he though was
      the end of a settlement conference regarding
      a young orthodox Jewish couple who were
      getting a divorce.

      When all appeared to be settled he asked, "Is
      there anything else?"

      The wife replied, "Yes! I need a get."

      "What?" said the Judge.

      At that point the husband's attorney explained
      that a "get" was a Jewish divorce and that his
      client had no objection of including that in the
      Judgment Of Divorce. The soon to be ex-wife,
      realizing the Judge's lack of knowledge regarding
      the Jewish religion asked, "Judge, do you know
      the difference between a "get" and a bris?"

      "No" said the Judge. "What is the difference?"

      "With a get" she explained, "You get rid of the
      whole schmuck!"

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