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JJdJ Jul 2, 02: Modern Times

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      Jul 2, 2002 Volume 34, Issue 283


      A lot of people have an issue with punctuality.
      I used to be one of them, worrying even if I was
      just one minute late. Now, I just come as I want
      and don't worry about it.

      LadyHawke
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      "Modern Times"

      To help their congregation better cope
      with modern times, one local synagogue
      decided to offer a course in time management.

      A member telephoned and asked the Rabbi
      what time it started. He replied, "Oh... fivish,
      sixish...."

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