Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.
 

[jjdj] Jan 4, 00: New Tallis

Expand Messages
  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is strictly an Opt-In list! Instructions how to UNsubscribe appear at the very
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 3, 2000
      Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is strictly an Opt-In list!
      Instructions how to UNsubscribe appear at the very bottom.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Please visit our sponsors. They keep this list FREE!


      ~~~~~~~ http://www.afreeplace.com/lwj/bigword.htm ~~~~~~~

      FREE Sweepstakes du Jour! FREE!

      Win something fantastic from Big Words.com!
      Grand Prize: 2000 Model Ford Explorer SUV
      First Prize: 2000 Model Ford Focus Automobile
      Second Prize: Domestic round-trip on United Airlines
      Many other wonderful prizes! Enter to win TODAY!
      <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/lwj/bigword.htm ">AOL link</a>
      ~~~~~~~ http://www.afreeplace.com/lwj/bigword.htm ~~~~~~~


      January 4, 2000 Volume 3, Issue 23


      There are limits for everything...

      LadyHawke
      ~*~*~*~*~*~*


      FREEBIE du Jour is: Delphi Forum!
      Create your own forum on the Internet!
      http://www.afreeplace.com/lwj/delphi.htm
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


      "New Tallis"

      The board of the synagogue was having a
      meeting about the Rabbi's new contract.
      The president finally came out and said,
      "Rabbi, we can give you the new house,
      the new car and the $20,000 raise, but we
      can't give you the new Tallis."

      The Rabbi said, "What--you give me all
      those other things and can't give me a new
      Tallis--why?"

      "Because," replied the President, "those
      fringe benefits will kill us!"
      <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>
      Jewish Joke du Jour is spreading wits of
      Judaism and Jewish folklore WORLDWIDE!

      To SUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to
      jjdj-subscribe@egroups.com

      To UNSUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to
      jjdj-unsubscribe@egroups.com

      To inquire about Advertising & Sponsorship, write to
      mailto:Administrator@...?Subject=Ad_Rates_JJdJ

      When forwarding, please keep ABOVE section
      of the *signature* INTACT. Thank you.

      SUBMIT a joke to submission@...

      To subscribe to Joke du Jour, send email to
      subscribe-jokedujour@...

      To subscribe to Funny Sex du Jour, send email to
      fsdj-subscribe@egroups.com
      You must be over 18 to subscribe to this list!

      ///, //// Please visit our archives at
      \ /, / / http://www.egroups.com/list/jjdj/
      \ /, _/ /
      \_ / _/ / Main page http://www.jokedujour.com
      \__/_ /
      />>> \_\ Personal web page is at
      /,)^_._\ http://www.ladyhawk.com
      (/
      <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>
    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.