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JJdJ Feb 5, 02: When Times Get Tough

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      Feb 5, 2002 Volume 29, Issue 241


      More a comment than a joke...

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      "When Times Get Tough"

      Jerry, a non-observant Jew, was telling his
      troubles to his friend Dave. "My son graduated
      high school and traveled across Europe to find
      himself. He ended up in Israel and started
      studying in a yeshiva. Now he keeps kosher,
      won't go anywhere on Saturdays, and wears
      his fringes out in public. He is an embarrassment
      to me in front of my friends." Dave agreed that
      Jerry was in a tough predicament.

      Sometime later the two hooked up again, and
      Dave asked Jerry if things were any better.

      "Better?!" said Jerry. "They have gotten much
      worse. My daughter also ended up studying in
      a Jewish seminary, and now she is engaged
      to marry a Hasid! Could things get any worse
      than that?"

      "That really is tough," replied Dave. He thought
      for a moment and said, "Maybe you should
      check your mezuzahs?"

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