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JJdJ Jan 1, 02: Jewish Santa

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jan 1, 2002 Volume 28, Issue 231


      It takes two....

      LadyHawke
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      "Jewish Santa"

      Santa Claus was on duty working a Department
      Store. A little girl sits on his lap and says, "I would
      like a new doll for Christmas."
      "I will add that to my list," replies Santa. "In the
      meantime, take a gift from the box."

      A little boy climbs on Santa's lap and says, "I want
      a remote car for Christmas."
      Santa replies, "I will add it to the list...meanwhile,
      take a gift from the box."

      Then a little boy climbs on Santa's lap and says,
      "I'm Jewish, and I am not allowed to ask for
      anything from Santa."

      Santa points to the gift box and whispers in the
      boy's ear, "Nem tzvay." (take two)

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