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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Jewish Janitor"

      Max, the schlemiel, can't find a job. He finally
      applies for a job as a janitor at the Catholic
      Church. They decide to give him a trial run
      and see what it is like for a Jewish man to
      work here.

      After a week, he is told, "Max, things are working
      out fine. I just have a few corrections. First,
      when you wash your hands, use the bathroom,
      don't use the holy water. Second, when you hang
      your coat up, use the cloakroom, do not hang it on
      the cross. Third, my name is Mother Superior, not
      Mother Shapiro!"

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