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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Oct 11, 2001 Volume 25, Issue 208


      There is more than one way to light a candle...

      LadyHawke
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      "Candle"

      Bella was the only Jew in her class at an exclusive
      school in Scarsdale. Quite rightly, she considered
      herself a lucky girl since, in those days, only gentiles
      were admitted.

      Bella's closest friend was Cynthia, a Catholic.
      When the girls took their final examinations, Bella
      passed with straight As but Cynthia failed miserably.

      "I just can't understand it," complained Cynthia.
      "Just before the tests I lit candles to St. Peter,
      St. Barnabas and several other saints, and look
      what happened!"

      "I lit a candle, too," said Bella.

      "What! You, a Jew, lit a candle? To whom?"

      "To nobody. I lit the candle and stayed up all night,
      studying."


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