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JJdJ Oct 2, 01: The Gambler

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Oct 2, 2001 Volume 25, Issue 205


      ...but did anybody bothered to ask Fanny?

      LadyHawke
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      "The Gambler"

      Horowitz was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch
      to go home. He walked into the house and found
      his wife Fanny in the arms of another man. He
      started to yell at the interloper, "What right have
      you got to be making love to my wife?"

      The man answered calmly, "You may as well know
      that I am in love with Fanny, and I would like to marry
      her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you
      be a good sport and sit down and play a game of
      gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never see her again;
      if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.... Okay?"

      "Okay," replied Horowitz, "but just to make it a little
      more interesting, why don't we play for a dollar a
      point?"

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