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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Aug 2, 2001 Volume 23, Issue 188


      There is always more than one solution to the
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      "Math Classic"

      Mrs. Goldman, the 6th grade teacher, posed the
      following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

      "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
      One-third is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to
      his son, one-sixth to his butler, one eighth to his
      secretary; and the rest to charity. Now, what does
      each get?"

      After a very long silence in the classroom, Little
      Morris raised his hand.

      The teacher called on Little Morris for his answer.

      With complete sincerity in his voice, Morris answered,
      ....."A good lawyer!"

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