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JJdJ Jul 3, 01: The Debt

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jul 3, 2001 Volume 22, Issue 179


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      "The Debt"

      It's 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband
      pacing the floor. "Melvin, why can't you sleep?" she
      asks him. "You know our next door neighbor, Sam.
      I borrowed $1,000 from him, and it's due tomorrow
      morning and I don't have the money. I don't know
      what I'm going to do." Melvin replies.

      Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. "Sam,"
      she shouts, and several times more, "Sam, Sam."

      Finally a very groggy Sam opens the window opposite
      her and yells back, "What, what is it...it's 3 AM, what
      the hell do you want?"

      Goldie says, "You know the $1,000 my husband owes
      you? He doesn't have it."

      She then slams the window shut, turns to Melvin
      and says, now you go to sleep, and let Sam pace
      the floor."


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