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JJdJ Jun 28, 01: Health Concerns

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jun 28, 2001 Volume 21, Issue 178


      Everybody should attend to his/her health concerns...

      LadyHawke
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      "Health Concerns"

      Arafat has gotten paranoid about his health lately,
      and has ordered his doctors to give him every test
      known to medical science to make sure he doesn't
      have some terminal disease. After a long while, they
      tell him he has been tested for everything they have
      ever heard of, but he doesn't believe them. So,
      knowing how good the Jews are in health care, he
      sends his secret police to go spy on the Jewish
      communities for a while to see what kinds of tests
      they run on their own people.

      The security chief finally reports back: "Well, there's
      one in particular that the Jews seem to think is very
      important - it's called an IQ test."

      Immediately Arafat arranges to have himself tested,
      and is very relieved when they tell him that the results
      were negative.

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