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      May , 2001 Volume 20, Issue 16


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      "A What?"

      After years of hard work, a man who has finally made his
      way in business decides to treat himself and buys an
      extravagance: A new Lamborghini. However, after
      buying it, he feels a bit guilty. So, he goes to the Rabbi
      of the Orthodox synagogue in his town and asks for
      a mezuzah for his Lamborghini.

      "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
      "It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.
      "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
      "A car, an Italian sports car."
      "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts.
      "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to
      the Conservatives!"

      Well, the man is reluctant, so he waits a few days but finally
      goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.
      "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
      "It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.
      "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
      "A car, an Italian sports car."
      "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want
      a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Reformed!"

      Again, the man feels guilty, but finally he breaks down and
      goes to the Reformed Rabbi.

      "Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
      "You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
      "You know what it is?"
      "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car! Can I see it?"
      They go out and the Rabbi carefully looks over the entire car,
      finally settling into the driver's seat. "Well, this is fantastic,"
      the Rabbi tells the man, "this car has dual overhead cams,
      400 horsepower with a supercharger, a MacPherson front
      end, and Koni shocks all around. I have only one question."
      "What's that?"
      "What's a mezuzah?"


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