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JJdJ Mar 20, 01: The Last Cigarette

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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    Message 1 of 1 , Mar 19, 2001
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      "The Last Cigarette"

      Morris and Sam were facing a firing squad
      of 12 Arab riflemen, and were just about
      to be executed.

      Morris said to Sam, " I am going to ask
      for my last cigarette."

      Sam whispered to Morris, " Shaa..You want
      to get us in trouble? "


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